im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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