my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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