Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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