Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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