You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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