ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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