Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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