the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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