Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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