Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
