For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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