Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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