at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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