Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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