Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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