My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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