Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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