It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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