its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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