it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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