You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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