Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher