In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...