marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
vagina is talking i cant
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips