Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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