I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.