When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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