just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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