never play flip cup with pint glasses
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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