At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Im part way to drunk.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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