im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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