I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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