He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????