I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao