Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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