I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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