You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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