just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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