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Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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