okay pat passed out under dana's car
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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