So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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