I love black thongs
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Panties = found
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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