HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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