Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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