If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.