tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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