It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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