bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Blood and glitter go together right?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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