google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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