Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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