so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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