guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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