NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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