My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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