Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My vagina just clenched in fear
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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