I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She announced her abortion via fbk
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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