Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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