I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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