We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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